Clients say

Let's face it, every business can find at least some satisfied customers, and so you're not likely to be persuaded to use us just by reading some positive "client feedback". And of course, even terrific businesses like ours occasionally have a dissatisfied customer or two - but we're not daft enough to tell you what they say. Anyhow, here are some others:

"Lawyers speak in jargon no-one understands, as a way of trying to justify their inflated fees and to make themselves look clever."
(Er..., res ipsa loquitur)

"They turn everything into an argument."
(Oh no we don't.)

"Chappell Pascoe are friendly, approachable, efficient, and offer a task-centred focus to problem-solving."
(Yeah, right)

"Lawyers are a bunch of greedy, rich, unapproachable fat-cats."
(Er..., who are we to argue?)